Good morning beautiful, shall I stab myself for you?

Cat woke them up this morning; turned out it's eaten the top of a sponge they'd bought to make a cake with today. Personally if I was the cat I'd have stayed well the fuck away. I'm not the cat but feel I should probably stay well the fuck away...

Yesterday I spoke about the return of Bethany and received a comment from one of our followers (@elrobso) about how colouring is a good way to bring out a "little" (an alter of exceptionally young age, Bethany is six). Turns out there are sure fire ways to bring out other alters too. Again, another question I mentioned yesterday was regarding the different moods by individual alters and this morning I wonder do we have an angry Frank for example or is Cassandra here? I suspect the latter.
I haven't worked out yet if they are just angry and I'm in the line of fire or if they are genuinely angry at me again for being here. Doubt I'll know.

"I want coffee" so like a chump I obediently get up and make coffee. Is that fair to say "like a chump"? Maybe not. I just didn't want to give them any more excuses to be pissed off. I get told to treat them as one person with one personality but if I did that I would probably have told them to get it their selves. You ever tried to smart mouth a teenage girl? Goes well doesn't it?

I love them all. I don't have favourites and I don't dislike anyone more than another (I don't dislike any of them, you get my point).

Another aspect that seems to be consistent when they are angry with me is that they won't let me do anything (unless instructed to do so). Is this simply because they don't want me here / interfering with their life or a fear that I'm trying to take away their self-reliance(?).

How do I cope with this? I stay quiet. I might kiss their shoulder when I get up to let them know I'm not angry and that I still care. Badly is still a word that should be in this list.
I wish I didn't need to look at Twitter just to know what they thinking... hold on...

If you can't handle your girlfriend constantly talking about stabbing you and hiding your body, then you probably shouldn't have one.

That's the last tweet. I should stop typing now...